Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Wilson Mizner

Wilson Mizner US screenwriter (1876 - 1933)


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- Hollywood is a sewer with service from the Ritz Carlton.

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- A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

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- Life is a tough proposition and the first hundred years are the hardest.

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- God help those who do not help themselves.

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- Over in Hollywood they almost made a great picture, but they caught it in time.

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- To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Wilson Mizner -
- A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.

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- I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

Wilson Mizner -
- I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education.

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- The days just prior to marriage are like a snappy introduction to a tedious book.

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- Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner -
- I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.

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- I hate careless flattery, the kind that exhausts you in your effort to believe it.

Wilson Mizner -
- Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.

Wilson Mizner -
- I respect faith, but doubt is what gets you an education.