Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from W.C. Fields

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- A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

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- I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

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- Children should neither be seen nor heard from - ever again.

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- Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.

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- Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.

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- I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.

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- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.