Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from W. C. Fields

W. C. Fields US actor (1880 - 1946)


W. C. Fields -
- Never give a sucker an even break.

W. C. Fields -
- I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

W. C. Fields -
- Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.

W. C. Fields -
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields -
- I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake--which I also keep handy.

W. C. Fields -
- Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.

W. C. Fields -
- Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.

W. C. Fields - in Richard J. Anobile - "Godfrey Daniels"
- Last week, I went to Philadelphia, but it was closed.

W. C. Fields -
- I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.

W. C. Fields -
- A thing worth having is a thing worth cheating for.

W. C. Fields -
- I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.

W. C. Fields -
- Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.