Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Voltaire

Voltaire French author, humanist, rationalist, & satirist (1694 - 1778)


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- Since the whole affair had become one of religion, the vanquished were of course exterminated.

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- The Holy Roman Empire was neither holy, nor Roman nor an Empire.

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- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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- Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

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- Prejudice is opinion without judgement.

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- Once the people begin to reason, all is lost.

Voltaire - The Portable Voltaire
- In general, the art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one part of the citizens to give to the other.

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- Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

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- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

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- England has forty-two religions and only two sauces.

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- God is always on the side of the big battalions.

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- You despise books; you whose lives are absorbed in the vanities of ambition, the pursuit of pleasure or indolence; but remember that all the known world, excepting only savage nations, is governed by books.

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- When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.

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- To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid; you must also be well-mannered.

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- Common sense is not so common.

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- Canada: A few acres of snow.

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- God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.

Voltaire - Letter (1769)
- The man who leaves money to charity in his will is only giving away what no longer belongs to him.

Voltaire - Candide
- All is for the best in the best of all possible ways.

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- Men are equal; it is not birth but virtue that makes the difference.

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- A witty saying proves nothing.

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- Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination.

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- The secret of being boring is to say everything.

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- The history of human opinion is scarcely anything more than the history of human errors.

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- Indeed, history is nothing more than a tableau of crimes and misfortunes.

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- God is a circle whose center is everywhere and circumference nowhere.

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- The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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- The art of government consists in taking as much money as possible from one class of the citizens to give to the other.

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- If God created us in his own image, we have more than reciprocated.

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- Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung.

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- There is a wide difference between speaking to deceive, and being silent to be impenetrable.

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- Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

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- The superfluous is very necessary.

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- I believe that there never was a creator of a philosophical system who did not confess at the end of his life that he had wasted his time. It must be admitted that the inventors of the mechanical arts have been much more useful to men that the inventors of syllogisms. He who imagined a ship towers considerably above him who imagined innate ideas.

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- To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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- I disapprove of what you say, but will defend to the death your right to say it.

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- Regimen is superior to medicine.

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- A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working at the expense of the rascals who work to live.

Voltaire - when asked on his deathbed to forswear Satan.
- This is no time to make new enemies.

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- May God defend me from my friends; I can defend myself from my enemies.

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- Love truth, and pardon error.

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- "Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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- The multitude of books is making us ignorant.

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- Man is free at the moment he wishes to be.

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- Marriage is the only adventure open to the cowardly.

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- When it is a question of money, everyone is of the same religion.

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- If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.

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- All sects are different, because they come from men; morality is everywhere the same, because it comes from God.

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- God created sex. Priests created marriage.

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- I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

Voltaire - on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan
- Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.

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- Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so, too.

Voltaire - (Attributed); originated in "The Friends of Voltaire", 1906, by S. G. Tallentyre (Evelyn Beatrice Hall)
- I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.

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- There is an astonishing imagination, even in the science of mathematics... We repeat, there was far more imagination in the head of Archimedes than in that of Homer.

Voltaire - Candide
- [Optimism is] the obstinacy of maintaining that everything is best when it is worst.

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- To succeed in the world it is not enough to be stupid, you must also be well-mannered.

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- Judge of a man by his questions rather than by his answers.

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- Anything too stupid to be said is sung.

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- Do well and you will have no need for ancestors.

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- The public is a ferocious beast -- one must either chain it up or flee from it.

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- Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd.

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- I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: "O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous." And God granted it.

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- Doubt is not a pleasant condition but certainty is an absurd one.

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- This poem will never reach its destination.

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- Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

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- I have lost the half of myself ? a soul for which mine was made.

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- We never live; we are always in the expectation of living.

Voltaire - Candide, 1759
- Work saves us from three great evils: boredom, vice and need.

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- It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong.

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- It is far better to be silent than merely to increase the quantity of bad books.

Voltaire - Essay on Tolerance
- Think for yourselves and let others enjoy the privilege to do so too.

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- It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong.

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- Appreciation is a wonderful thing: It makes what is excellent in others belong to us as well.

Voltaire - Letter to Frederick, 1767
- As long as there are fools and rascals, there will be religions.

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- To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

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- When its a question of money, everybody is of the same religion.

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- It is one of the superstitions of the human mind to have imagined that virginity could be a virtue.

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- Use, do not abuse; neither abstinence nor excess ever renders man happy.

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- The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

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- Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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- A witty saying proves nothing.

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- Animals have these advantages over man: they never hear the clock strike, they die without any idea of death, they have no theologians to instruct them, their last moments are not disturbed by unwelcome and unpleasant ceremonies, their funerals cost them nothing, and no one starts lawsuits over their wills.

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- True greatness consists in the use of a powerful understanding to enlighten oneself and others.

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- Verses which do not teach men new and moving truths do not deserve to be read.

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- He is a hard man who is only just, and a sad one who is only wise.

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- I was never ruined but twice: once when I lost a lawsuit, and once when I won one.

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- Doctors are men who prescribe medicines of which they know little, to cure diseases of which they know less in human beings of whom they know nothing.

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- A witty saying proves nothing.

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- A witty saying proves nothing.

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- A witty saying proves nothing.

Voltaire - Zadig
- It is better to risk saving a guilty person than to condemn an innocent one.

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- It is an infantile superstition of the human spirit that virginity would be thought a virtue and not the barrier that separates ignorance from knowledge

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- It is forbidden to kill; therefore all murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets.