Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Victor Borge

Victor Borge US (Danish-born) comedian & pianist (1909 - 2000)


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- Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.

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- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

Victor Borge -
- Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.

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- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Victor Borge -
- Laughter is the closest distance between two people.

Victor Borge -
- The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

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- When an opera star sings her head off, she usually improves her appearance.