Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Robert Benchley

Robert Benchley US actor, author, & humorist (1889 - 1945)


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- As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did.

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- An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens.

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- Streets full of water; please advise.

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- The pencil sharpener is about as far as I have ever got in operating a complicated piece of machinery with any success.

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- Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.

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- Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing.

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- The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.

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- Tell us your phobias, and we will tell you what you are afraid of.

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- A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.

Robert Benchley -
- A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down.