Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Rita Rudner

Rita Rudner US comedian


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- My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping.

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- Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

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- My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping.

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- In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.

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- I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

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- My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.

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- To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.'

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- I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.