Memorable Quotes and quotations from Rita RudnerRita Rudner US comedianRita Rudner - - My mother buried three husbands, and two of them were just napping. Rita Rudner - - Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them. Rita Rudner - - My mother buried three husbands ... and two of them were only napping. Rita Rudner - - In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner - - I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. Rita Rudner - - My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow. Rita Rudner - - To attract men, I wear a perfume called ``New Car Interior.' Rita Rudner - - I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight. |
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