Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Phyllis Diller

Phyllis Diller


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- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

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- My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee.

Phyllis Diller -
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller -
- Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Phyllis Diller -
- Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home.

Phyllis Diller -
- Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Phyllis Diller -
- A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.