Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Lemony Snicket

Lemony Snicket


Lemony Snicket - A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Bad Beginning
- If you are interested in stories with happy endings you would be better off reading some other book.

Lemony Snicket - A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Hostile Hospital
- Miracles are like meatballs, because nobody can exactly agree what they are made of, where they come from, or how often the should appear.

Lemony Snicket - A Series of Unfortunate Events: The Grimm Grotto
- Having a personal philosophy is like having a pet marmoset, because it may be very attractive when you acquire it, but there may be situations when it will not come in handy at all.