Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Johnny Carson

Johnny Carson US comedian & television host (1925 - 2005)


Johnny Carson - Playboy Interview - December 1967
- Who could follow Carson? Well, believe me, somebody can - and will.

Johnny Carson -
- For three days after death hair and fingernails continue to grow but phone calls taper off.

Johnny Carson - people magazine special issue
- I knew a man who gave up smoking, drinking, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.

Johnny Carson -
- Nancy Reagan fell down and broke her hair.

Johnny Carson -
- I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing.

Johnny Carson -
- The Hollywood tradition I like best is called "sucking up to the stars."

Johnny Carson -
- If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.