Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Joan Rivers

Joan Rivers US comedienne (1935 - )


Joan Rivers -
- I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.

Joan Rivers -
- I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking.

Joan Rivers -
- I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, ``Get the hell off my property.'

Joan Rivers -
- There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.