Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Jerry Seinfeld

Jerry Seinfeld US comedian & television actor (1954 - )


Jerry Seinfeld -
- There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."

Jerry Seinfeld -
- A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Jerry Seinfeld -
- Men want the same thing from women that they want from their underwear... a little support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld
- Men want the same thing from women and their underwear: support, comfort, and freedom.

Jerry Seinfeld - Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997
- I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME!

Jerry Seinfeld -
- There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.