Memorable Quotes and quotations from Jay LenoJay Leno US comedian & television host (1950 - )Jay Leno - - How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak? Jay Leno - - The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. Jay Leno - - Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime. Teach a man to create an artificial shortage of fish and he will eat steak. |
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