Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Jack Benny

Jack Benny US comedian (1894 - 1974)


Jack Benny -
- My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never.

Jack Benny -
- A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks following a big schmuck dressed like a kid.