Memorable Quotes and quotations from Henny YoungmanHenny Youngman US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998)Henny Youngman - - What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money. Henny Youngman - - I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. Henny Youngman - - I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. Henny Youngman - - I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays. Henny Youngman - - When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. |
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