Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Henny Youngman

Henny Youngman US (English-born) comedian (1906 - 1998)


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- What?s the use of happiness? It can?t buy you money.

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- I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.

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- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.

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- I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.

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- When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.