Memorable Quotes and quotations from Groucho MarxGroucho Marx US comedian with Marx Brothers (1890 - 1977)Groucho Marx - - My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx - - In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians, and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. Groucho Marx - - No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx - - Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot. Groucho Marx - - Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx - - No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend. Groucho Marx - - A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five. Groucho Marx - A Day at the Races - 1936 - Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx - - If i cannot smoke in heaven, then i shall not go. Groucho Marx - - Women should be obscene and not heard. Groucho Marx - - I aughta join a club and beat you over the head with it. Groucho Marx - - You are only as old as the woman you feel. Groucho Marx - - Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx - - Why should I do anything for posterity? What has posterity ever done for me? Groucho Marx - - I like my cigar, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while. Groucho Marx - - Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. Groucho Marx - - Military justice is to justice what military music is to music. Groucho Marx - - My mother loved children - she would have given anything if I had been one. Groucho Marx - - I have nothing but confidence in you. And very little of that. Groucho Marx - - From the moment I picked up your book until I laid it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. Groucho Marx - - The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. Groucho Marx - - Either this man is dead or my watch has stopped. Groucho Marx - - I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. Groucho Marx - - I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members. Groucho Marx - - Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx - - I find television very educational. The minute somebody turns it on, I go to the library and read a good book. Groucho Marx - - Go, and never darken my towels again. Groucho Marx - "Duck Soup" 1934 - Love goes out the door when money comes innuendo. Groucho Marx - - Age is not a particularly interesting subject. Anyone can get old. All you have to do is live long enough. Groucho Marx - - Money frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. Groucho Marx - - Politics doesn?t make strange bedfellows--marriage does. Groucho Marx - - Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms. Groucho Marx - - I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. |
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