Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from George Burns

George Burns US actor & comedian (1896 - 1996)


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- Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.

George Burns -
- Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

George Burns -
- Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

George Burns -
- The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning anf a good ending; and have the two as close together as possible.

George Burns -
- Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

George Burns -
- First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.

George Burns -
- Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.

George Burns -
- I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

George Burns -
- I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.