Memorable Quotes and quotations from Fran LebowitzFran Lebowitz US writer and humorist (1950 - )Fran Lebowitz - - Food is an important part of a balanced diet. Fran Lebowitz - - Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. Fran Lebowitz - - Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz - - I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not. Fran Lebowitz - - No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation. Fran Lebowitz - Social Studies (1981) - Remember that as a teenager you are at the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear that the phone is for you. Fran Lebowitz - - If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail. Fran Lebowitz - - Favorite animal: steak. Fran Lebowitz - - Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz - - Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz - Metropolitan Life, 1978 - Humility is no substitute for a good personality. Fran Lebowitz - - The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink. Fran Lebowitz - - Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special. Fran Lebowitz - - My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz - - My favorite animal is steak. Fran Lebowitz - - Nothing succeeds like address. Fran Lebowitz - - If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words. Fran Lebowitz - - In real life, I assure you, there is no such thing as algebra. Fran Lebowitz - - I do not believe in God. I believe in cashmere. Fran Lebowitz - - Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good cut of meat. Fran Lebowitz - - I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota. Fran Lebowitz - - Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals. To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football. Fran Lebowitz - - When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough. Fran Lebowitz - - If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer be fantasies. |
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