Memorable Quotes and quotations from Erma BombeckErma Bombeck US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)Erma Bombeck - - Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead. Erma Bombeck - - I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage. Erma Bombeck - - Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. Erma Bombeck - - A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday. Erma Bombeck - - My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. Erma Bombeck - on her tombstone - I told you I was sick. |
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