Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Erma Bombeck

Erma Bombeck US author & humorist (1927 - 1996)


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- Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.

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- I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

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- Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth.

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- A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.

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- My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.

Erma Bombeck - on her tombstone
- I told you I was sick.