Memorable Quotes and quotations from Emo Phillips

Emo Phillips US comedian


Emo Phillips -
- My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.

Emo Phillips -
- At my lemonade stand I used to give the first glass away free and charge five dollars for the second glass. The refill contained the antidote.

Emo Phillips -
- People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"