Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Elayne Boosler

Elayne Boosler


Elayne Boosler -
- When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country.

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- Ever notice that Soup For One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?

Elayne Boosler -
- When the sun comes up, I have morals again.