Memorable Quotes and quotations from Doug LarsonDoug LarsonDoug Larson - - A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson - - Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog. Doug Larson - - A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience. Doug Larson - - The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. Doug Larson - - Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none. Doug Larson - - If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur. Doug Larson - - Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own. Doug Larson - - Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson - - The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools. Doug Larson - - Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties. Doug Larson - - Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks. Doug Larson - - If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend. Doug Larson - - What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living. |
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