Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Doug Larson

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- A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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- Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.

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- A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

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- The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

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- Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

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- If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with fur.

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- Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own.

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- Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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- The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.

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- Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.

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- Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

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- If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.

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- What some people mistake for the high cost of living is really the cost of high living.