Quotes and Quotations

Memorable Quotes and quotations from Calvin Trillin

Calvin Trillin US columnist (1935 - )


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- The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.

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- Anybody caught selling macrame in public should be dyed a natural color and hung out to dry.

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- If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?

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- The average trade book has a shelf life of between milk and yogurt, except for books by any member of the Irving Wallace family - they have preservatives.

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- Health food makes me sick.

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- Health food makes me sick.

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- Marriage is not merely sharing the fettucini, but sharing the burden of finding the fettucini restaurant in the first place.