Memorable Quotes and quotations from Bill Watterson

Bill Watterson US cartoonist (1958 - )


Bill Watterson - "Calvin", Attack of the Deranged Mutant Killer Monster Snow Goons
- Today my spirit is going to school while my body stays in bed.

Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
- I have plentyof common sense! I just choose to ignore it.

Bill Watterson - Calvin & Hobbes
- Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience.

Bill Watterson - Calvin in "Calvin and Hobbes"
- Leave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination.

Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
- People who get nostalgic about childhood were obviously never children.

Bill Watterson - cartoonist
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
- Reality continues to ruin my life.

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- I think most of us would be horrified to meet ourselves and discover what everyone else already knows about us.

Bill Watterson - cartoonist, "Calvin and Hobbes"
- Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.

Bill Watterson - Calvin and Hobbes
- God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die.

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- I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.